{"product_id":"manga-larga-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-negro","title":"Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLong-sleeve tee with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this long-sleeve tee: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The long sleeves give you coverage, the ribbed cuffs finish it off and the combed ring-spun cotton feels soft on the skin; the print goes on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat about size? It comes in S to 2XL; the size guide helps you choose. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. Wear it on its own or under a jacket, and the design does the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex long-sleeve tee in combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck with a reinforced seam and ribbed cuffs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack color with a regular unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLOSMIOS design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to style the Dios Te Ama long-sleeve tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBasic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLayered look: under a jacket or an open shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual look: joggers and athletic sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOSMIOS","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52922643743018,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-ML-S","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52922643775786,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-ML-M","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52922643808554,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-ML-L","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52922643841322,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-ML-XL","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52922643874090,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-ML-2XL","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/5800\/4266\/files\/manga-larga-negro-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-frente.jpg?v=1791832208","url":"https:\/\/losmios.net\/en-ca\/products\/long-sleeve-tee-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-black","provider":"Losmios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}