{"product_id":"oversize-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-negro","title":"Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOversized tee with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this oversized tee: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The dropped shoulders and wide neck give it a loose drape, and the combed ring-spun cotton feels soft; the print goes on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat about size? It comes in S to XL, and since the cut is already loose, your best bet is to check the size guide. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. You put it on loose, let it hang and the design sits up front with room to shine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex oversized tee in combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDropped shoulders and a wide neck with ribbed trim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack color with an oversized unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLOSMIOS design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to style the Dios Te Ama oversized tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed look: wide-leg jeans and white sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUrban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a silver chain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual look: long shorts and athletic sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOSMIOS","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52922643317034,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-OV-S","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52922643349802,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-OV-M","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52922643382570,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-OV-L","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52922643415338,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-OV-XL","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/5800\/4266\/files\/oversize-negro-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-frente-fantasma.jpg?v=1791832206","url":"https:\/\/losmios.net\/en-ca\/products\/oversized-tee-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-black","provider":"Losmios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}