LOSMIOS

Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo

Sweatshirt
$78.00
🚚Envío gratis ↩Cambios de talla 7 días 🔒Pago seguro

Size S

Don't know your size? Find it in 15 sec Full size guide →
🚚 Tracking included

📦 Antes de enviar: 3-5 días hábiles + envío según tu país (lo confirmas en el checkout)

🔒 Pago 100% seguro · tus datos van cifrados

🚚 FREE SHIPPING on all orders · tracking included
Description

Sweatshirt with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony

Every house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this sweatshirt: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The fleece interior, the ribbed collar, and the cuffs and hem in the same knit make it ideal for cold days; the print goes on the front.

What about size? It comes in S to 3XL, and the manufacturer says it runs small: if you're unsure, size up. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. You throw it on and you've got warmth, attitude and the message up front.

Get it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.

Product details

  • Unisex sweatshirt in a cotton-polyester blend with a fleece interior
  • Crew neck, ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Printed with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design
  • Black color with a unisex fit
  • Sizes S to 3XL
  • LOSMIOS design

How to style the Dios Te Ama sweatshirt

  • Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers
  • Layered look: a shirt peeking out from under the collar
  • Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers

Shipping

We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.

Size guide · Sweatshirt

Guía de tallas · Playera

TallaAncho
cm / in
Largo
cm / in
S46 / 18"71 / 28"
M51 / 20"74 / 29"
L56 / 22"76 / 30"
XL61 / 24"79 / 31"
2XL66 / 26"81 / 32"
3XL71 / 28"84 / 33"
4XL76 / 30"86 / 34"

Ancho: de axila a axila con la prenda en plano. Largo: del hombro más alto al ruedo inferior.

Tallas americanas (US) de referencia. Aproximadas ±2 cm. Tomá una camiseta que ames cómo te queda, estirala plana y compará.
Shipping & returns

Worldwide shipping with tracking included. Exchanges and returns within 7 days with the garment in good condition.

What is the Dios Te Ama sweatshirt made of?
It's a cotton-polyester blend with a fleece interior, a crew neck, and ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design, on a black base in a unisex fit. Material details refer to the base garment, as listed by the manufacturer.
What sizes does the Dios Te Ama sweatshirt come in?
It runs from S to 3XL in a unisex fit. The manufacturer says this sweatshirt runs small, so if you're between two sizes, it's best to order the bigger one. Also check the store's size guide before you decide.
Do you ship the Dios Te Ama sweatshirt?
Yes. We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included. Delivery times vary depending on your destination country, and you can follow your package with the tracking number you receive once your order ships.
What does the Dios Te Ama design say on the sweatshirt?
It says “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds. It's family humor with irony: a joke about the patience it takes to live together. It's printed on the front, on a black base.
Is the Dios Te Ama sweatshirt unisex?
Yes. The sweatshirt is unisex: it's made for anyone. Choose your size based on how you like the fit: if you prefer it snugger, order your usual size; if you like it looser, size up. If you're unsure, the store's size guide helps you decide with confidence.
How do I care for the print on the Dios Te Ama sweatshirt?
Wash it inside out in cold water on a delicate cycle, with no bleach. Dry it in the shade and skip the dryer when you can. If you iron it, do it inside out on low heat, keeping the iron away from the print. With this care, the design stays sharp for longer.
How do I style the Dios Te Ama sweatshirt?
There are three easy ways to wear it. Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers. Layered look: a shirt peeking out from under the collar. Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers. Pick the one that best matches your day and adjust the accessories to taste: the design gets people talking.
$78.00
Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo