{"product_id":"sin-mangas-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-negro","title":"Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTank top with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this tank top: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The relaxed fit with wide armholes lets your arms breathe and the combed ring-spun cotton feels soft; the print goes on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat about size? It comes in S to 2XL; the size guide clears up any doubts. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. You put it on and the design sits front and center, with no sleeves to steal its spotlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex tank top in combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit with wide armholes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack color with a relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLOSMIOS design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to style the Dios Te Ama tank top\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHot-weather look: Bermuda shorts and sandals or low-top sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStreet look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSporty look: athletic shorts and sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOSMIOS","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52922642596138,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-SM-S","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52922642628906,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-SM-M","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52922642661674,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-SM-L","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52922642694442,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-SM-XL","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52922642727210,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-SM-2XL","price":61.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/5800\/4266\/files\/sin-mangas-negro-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-frente.jpg?v=1791832205","url":"https:\/\/losmios.net\/en-ca\/products\/tank-top-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-black","provider":"Losmios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}