{"product_id":"hoodie-decepcionado-de-todos-ustedes-jesus-negro","title":"Decepcionado De Todos Ustedes Jesús","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHoodie with the meme of heavenly disappointment\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome silences weigh more than a scolding: the family group chat when someone sends a seven-minute voice note, the dinner when nobody clears the plates. In moments like that, only someone with infinite patience could say it out loud. For that there's this hoodie: it features the word \"Decepcionado\" in curved letters above and \"de todos ustedes\" below (together, “disappointed in all of you”), with a figure of Jesus with a halo of light and open arms in the center, in golden and sepia tones. The cotton-polyester blend keeps you warm on cold nights, the kangaroo pocket holds your hands and the three-panel hood stays where you put it. The design goes on the back: nobody reads it head-on, they read it as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat about sizing? Sizes run S to 3XL, and the manufacturer warns it runs small: if you're unsure, size up. When someone reads the line, they get the look at once: everyone has a story for that kind of disappointment. They laugh, confess theirs, and the group chat fills up with replies that start with \"I know exactly who you mean.\" You pull the hood up, head out, and the design on your back does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend group with a long memory, for anyone who delivers irony with neighborhood humor, or as a gift for the friend who's always late. Pick your size and let the reproach do the talking, with humor. Made for those who live urban music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex hoodie in a cotton-polyester blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront kangaroo pocket, three-panel hood and matching flat drawstrings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint applied with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack with a unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLOSMIOS design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to style the Decepcionado De Todos Ustedes hoodie\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBasic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUrban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual look: joggers and athletic sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOSMIOS","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52994538176810,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-HD-S","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52994538209578,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-HD-M","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52994538242346,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-HD-L","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52994538275114,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-HD-XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52994538307882,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-HD-2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52994538340650,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-HD-3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/5800\/4266\/files\/hoodie-negro-decepcionado-de-todos-ustedes-jesus-espalda.jpg?v=1792286539","url":"https:\/\/losmios.net\/en\/products\/hoodie-decepcionado-de-todos-ustedes-jesus-black","provider":"Losmios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}