{"product_id":"hoodie-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-negro","title":"Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHoodie with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this hoodie: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The cotton-polyester blend keeps you warm on cold nights, the kangaroo pocket holds your hands and the three-panel hood stays where you put it. The design goes on the back: nobody reads it head-on, they read it when you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat about size? It comes in S to 3XL, and the manufacturer says it runs small: if you're unsure, size up. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. Pull up the hood, head out, and the design on your back does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex hoodie in a cotton-polyester blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront kangaroo pocket, three-panel hood and matching flat drawcords\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack color with a unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLOSMIOS design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to style the Dios Te Ama hoodie\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBasic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUrban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual look: joggers and athletic sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOSMIOS","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52922642039082,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-HD-S","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52922642071850,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-HD-M","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52922642104618,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-HD-L","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52922642137386,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-HD-XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52922642170154,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-HD-2XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52922642202922,"sku":"LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-HD-3XL","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/5800\/4266\/files\/hoodie-negro-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-espalda.jpg?v=1791832204","url":"https:\/\/losmios.net\/en\/products\/hoodie-dios-te-ama-porque-no-vive-contigo-black","provider":"Losmios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}