{"product_id":"playera-decepcionado-de-todos-ustedes-jesus-negro","title":"Decepcionado De Todos Ustedes Jesús","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTee with the meme of heavenly disappointment\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome silences weigh more than a scolding: the family group chat when someone sends a seven-minute voice note, the dinner when nobody clears the plates. In moments like that, only someone with infinite patience could say it out loud. For that there's this tee: it features the word \"Decepcionado\" in curved letters above and \"de todos ustedes\" below (together, “disappointed in all of you”), with a figure of Jesus with a halo of light and open arms in the center, in golden and sepia tones. It's soft and lightweight, with a crew neck and side seams, and the print goes on the front, where everyone reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat about sizing? Sizes run S to 4XL; check the size guide and take your time choosing. When someone reads the line, they get the look at once: everyone has a story for that kind of disappointment. They laugh, confess theirs, and the group chat fills up with replies that start with \"I know exactly who you mean.\" You put it on, look in the mirror and that's it: the message arrives before you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend group with a long memory, for anyone who delivers irony with neighborhood humor, or as a gift for the friend who's always late. Pick your size and let the reproach do the talking, with humor. Made for those who live urban music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex tee in combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, side seams and regular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint applied with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack with a regular unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLOSMIOS design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to style the Decepcionado De Todos Ustedes tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBasic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUrban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a silver chain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual look: joggers and athletic sneakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LOSMIOS","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52994536505642,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-PL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52994536538410,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-PL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52994536571178,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-PL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52994536603946,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-PL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52994536636714,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-PL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52994536669482,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-PL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52994536702250,"sku":"LM-NEG-DDTUJ-PL-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/5800\/4266\/files\/playera-negro-decepcionado-de-todos-ustedes-jesus-frente-grande.jpg?v=1792286535","url":"https:\/\/losmios.net\/en\/products\/t-shirt-decepcionado-de-todos-ustedes-jesus-black","provider":"Losmios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}