Irreverent designs for an unusual day.
Los Míos is more than a brand; it's a way of saying, "You talk like that, right?"—a cultural satire that celebrates everything Guatemalan with cult designs and limited drops.
Never! Each design comes in a limited edition. If it sells out, it's over. This is how we create unique collectibles that your friends will want.
Of course. We use premium, soft, and durable materials—just what you'd expect when the joke also wants to last (and be used in more than one joke).
Each product comes with a detailed sizing guide, real-life inspiration, and a tailored fit. If you still have questions, feel free to write to us and we'll help you out.
We ship worldwide with upfront costs. You choose your size, track your order, and have it delivered to your door without any fuss.
You can only exchange a size. You have 7 days from receipt to exchange it, provided it is unworn and has the original tag.
Send us a DM, email, or message—no drama, just like with Me. We'll respond quickly and offer a helping hand with humor.