Irreverent designs for an unusual day.
New releases with all the flow!
CHRISTMAS
TO
OTHER
LEVEL
New releases with all the flow!
THIS
SWEATER
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FOR
SHY
Questions that everyone asks themselves… and that you are asking yourself
What does “Los Míos” mean?
Los Míos is more than a brand; it's a way of saying, "You talk like that, right?"—a cultural satire that celebrates everything Guatemalan with cult designs and limited drops.
Are all designs reprinted?
Never! Each design comes in a limited edition. If it sells out, it's over. This is how we create unique collectibles that your friends will want.
Are the products really comfortable?
Of course. We use premium, soft, and durable materials—just what you'd expect when the joke also wants to last (and be used in more than one joke).
How do I know it's going to fit me?
Each product comes with a detailed sizing guide, real-life inspiration, and a tailored fit. If you still have questions, feel free to write to us and we'll help you out.
What shipping methods do you use and does it arrive in my city?
We ship worldwide with upfront costs. You choose your size, track your order, and have it delivered to your door without any fuss.
Can I exchange or return if I don't like it?
You can only exchange a size. You have 7 days from receipt to exchange it, provided it is unworn and has the original tag.
What do I do if I have another question?
Send us a DM, email, or message—no drama, just like with Me. We'll respond quickly and offer a helping hand with humor.