El General Cabizbajo

Hoodie with the resigned general meme

Some looks say more than a speech, and General Cabizbajo's is the kind that becomes a meme on sight: spotless uniform, firm mustache and a disappointment not even the shiniest medal can hide. That moment is what this hoodie exists for: an ink illustration of a general with a look of defeat and a line of resigned mockery printed underneath, no frills and no explanations. The cotton-polyester blend keeps you warm on cold nights, the kangaroo pocket holds your hands and the three-panel hood stays where you put it. The design goes on the back: nobody reads it head-on, they read it when you walk away.

What about size? It comes in S to 3XL, and the manufacturer says it runs small: if you're unsure, size up. Anyone who knows the meme laughs right away; anyone who doesn't, you explain it in two seconds. You walk into the friend group, someone answers with another meme and the conversation takes off on its own. Pull up the hood, head out, and the design on your back does the talking for you.

Deadpan barrio humor for people who love a good meme and know that resignation can be printed, too. Pick your size and let the general speak for you. Made for those who live urban music.

Product details

• Unisex hoodie in a cotton-polyester blend
• Front kangaroo pocket, three-panel hood and matching flat drawcords
• Design printed on the back
• Printed with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design
• White color with a unisex fit
• Sizes S to 3XL
• LOSMIOS design

How to style the El General Cabizbajo hoodie

• Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers
• Urban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a cap
• Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers

Shipping

We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.

Worldwide shipping with tracking included. Exchanges and returns within 7 days with the garment in good condition.