Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo

Long-sleeve tee with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony

Every house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this long-sleeve tee: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The long sleeves give you coverage, the ribbed cuffs finish it off and the combed ring-spun cotton feels soft on the skin; the print goes on the front.

What about size? It comes in S to 2XL; the size guide helps you choose. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. Wear it on its own or under a jacket, and the design does the rest.

Get it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.

Product details

• Unisex long-sleeve tee in combed ring-spun cotton
• Crew neck with a reinforced seam and ribbed cuffs
• Printed with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design
• Black color with a regular unisex fit
• Sizes S to 2XL
• LOSMIOS design

How to style the Dios Te Ama long-sleeve tee

• Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers
• Layered look: under a jacket or an open shirt
• Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers

Shipping

We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.

Worldwide shipping with tracking included. Exchanges and returns within 7 days with the garment in good condition.