Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo

Tee with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony

Every house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this tee: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. It's soft and lightweight, with a crew neck and side seams, and the print goes on the front, where everyone reads it.

What about size? It comes in S to 4XL; check the size guide and take your time choosing. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. You put it on, look in the mirror and that's it: the message arrives before you do.

Get it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.

Product details

• Unisex tee in combed ring-spun cotton
• Crew neck, side seams and regular fit
• Printed with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design
• Black color with a regular unisex fit
• Sizes S to 4XL
• LOSMIOS design

How to style the Dios Te Ama tee

• Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers
• Urban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a silver chain
• Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers

Shipping

We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.

Worldwide shipping with tracking included. Exchanges and returns within 7 days with the garment in good condition.