Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo

Tank top with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony

Every house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this tank top: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The relaxed fit with wide armholes lets your arms breathe and the combed ring-spun cotton feels soft; the print goes on the front.

What about size? It comes in S to 2XL; the size guide clears up any doubts. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. You put it on and the design sits front and center, with no sleeves to steal its spotlight.

Get it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.

Product details

• Unisex tank top in combed ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed fit with wide armholes
• Printed with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design
• Black color with a relaxed unisex fit
• Sizes S to 2XL
• LOSMIOS design

How to style the Dios Te Ama tank top

• Hot-weather look: Bermuda shorts and sandals or low-top sneakers
• Street look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a cap
• Sporty look: athletic shorts and sneakers

Shipping

We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.

Worldwide shipping with tracking included. Exchanges and returns within 7 days with the garment in good condition.