LOSMIOS

Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo

Name: Dios Te Ama Porque No Vive Contigo
Brand: LOSMIOS
SKU: LM-NEG-DTAPNVC-HD-S
Price: 49.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Hoodie

$49.99

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Description

Hoodie with Baby Jesus and homegrown irony

Every house has someone who tests your patience: the one who never does the dishes, the one who never gives a heads-up, the aunt with an opinion on everything. You put up with it with a smile and a joke that never quite lands when you say it out loud. For that moment, there's this hoodie: it carries the line “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds, like a hand-painted holy card. The cotton-polyester blend keeps you warm on cold nights, the kangaroo pocket holds your hands and the three-panel hood stays where you put it. The design goes on the back: nobody reads it head-on, they read it when you walk away.

What about size? It comes in S to 3XL, and the manufacturer says it runs small: if you're unsure, size up. When someone reads the line, they look at you and laugh; they already know who drew the short straw. It's barrio humor with a tender side: homegrown irony, said with love, the kind you inherit from your aunts. Pull up the hood, head out, and the design on your back does the talking for you.

Get it for yourself or give it, with love, to whoever shares a home with you. Pick your size and let the irony do the rest. Made for those who live urban music.

Product details

Unisex hoodie in a cotton-polyester blend
Front kangaroo pocket, three-panel hood and matching flat drawcords
Design printed on the back
Printed with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design
Black color with a unisex fit
Sizes S to 3XL
LOSMIOS design

How to style the Dios Te Ama hoodie

Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers
Urban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a cap
Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers

Shipping

We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.

Size guide · Hoodie

Guía de tallas · Hoodie

Talla	Ancho cm / in	Largo cm / in
S	51 / 20"	69 / 27"
M	56 / 22"	71 / 28"
L	61 / 24"	74 / 29"
XL	66 / 26"	76 / 30"
2XL	71 / 28"	79 / 31"
3XL	76 / 30"	84 / 33"

Ancho: de axila a axila con la prenda en plano. Largo: del hombro más alto al ruedo inferior.

Tallas americanas (US) de referencia. Aproximadas ±2 cm. Tomá una camiseta que ames cómo te queda, estirala plana y compará.

Shipping & returns

Worldwide shipping with tracking included. Exchanges and returns within 7 days with the garment in good condition.

What is the Dios Te Ama hoodie made of?

It's a cotton-polyester blend with a front kangaroo pocket, a three-panel hood and matching flat drawcords. The print goes on the back, applied with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design, on a black base in a unisex fit. Material details refer to the base garment, as listed by the manufacturer.

What sizes does the Dios Te Ama hoodie come in?

It runs from S to 3XL in a unisex fit. The manufacturer says this hoodie runs small, so if you're between two sizes, it's best to order the bigger one. Also check the store's size guide before you decide.

Do you ship the Dios Te Ama hoodie?

Yes. We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included. Delivery times vary depending on your destination country, and you can follow your package with the tracking number you receive once your order ships.

What does the Dios Te Ama design say on the hoodie?

It says “Dios te ama porque no vive contigo” (“God loves you because He doesn't live with you”) in bright, colorful letters, above an illustration of Baby Jesus with open arms among the clouds. It's family humor with irony: a joke about the patience it takes to live together. It's printed on the back, on a black base.

Is the Dios Te Ama hoodie unisex?

Yes. The hoodie is unisex: it's made for anyone. Choose your size based on how you like the fit: if you prefer it snugger, order your usual size; if you like it looser, size up. If you're unsure, the store's size guide helps you decide with confidence.

How do I care for the print on the Dios Te Ama hoodie?

Wash it inside out in cold water on a delicate cycle, with no bleach. Dry it in the shade and skip the dryer when you can. If you iron it, do it inside out on low heat, keeping the iron away from the print. With this care, the design stays sharp for longer.

How do I style the Dios Te Ama hoodie?

There are three easy ways to wear it. Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers. Urban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a cap. Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers. Pick the one that best matches your day and adjust the accessories to taste: the design gets people talking.