Bien Portadas Black Tee | LOSMIOS

Name: Bien Portadas
Brand: LOSMIOS
SKU: LM-NEG-BP-PL-S
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Bien Portadas

$29.99

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Envío gratis con tracking incluido

Cambios de talla en 7 días

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Tee with the Santa skeleton and the naughty list

At Christmas there are lists: the one for people who behaved and the one for those who didn't. And there's always someone who volunteers to deal with the second one, with a mischievous smile and plenty of dark humor. For that list there's this tee: it features the line "A las bien portadas Santa les da regalo y de las malcriadas yo me encargo" (“Santa gives gifts to the well-behaved, and I'll take care of the naughty ones”) in white gothic-style letters and, in the center, a muscular skeleton in a Santa hat holding a candy cane, with red details. It's soft and lightweight, with a crew neck and side seams, and the print goes on the front, where everyone reads it.

What about sizing? Sizes run S to 4XL; check the size guide and take your time choosing. When someone reads the line, they raise an eyebrow and laugh. There's always someone who swears they behaved, another who'd rather be on the other list, and the joke carries the whole after-dinner chat. You put it on, look in the mirror and that's it: the message arrives before you do.

For the friend with dark humor and plenty of flow, for the boldest gift exchange at the office, or for you, who already picked which list to be on. Pick your size and pick your list. Made for those who live urban music.

Product details

Unisex tee in combed ring-spun cotton
Crew neck, side seams and regular fit
Print applied with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design
Black with a regular unisex fit
Sizes S to 4XL
LOSMIOS design

How to style the Bien Portadas tee

Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers
Urban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a silver chain
Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers

Shipping

We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included.

Tallas S a 4XL, corte unisex. Si dudas entre dos tallas, pide la más grande. La guía de medidas por tipo de prenda está en la descripción.

Envío gratis con tracking incluido. El tiempo de entrega varía según el destino y se confirma en el checkout.

Aceptamos cambios de talla dentro de 7 días desde la fecha de entrega. La prenda debe estar sin uso, con etiquetas y en su empaque original; el envío de ida y vuelta corre por cuenta del cliente.

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Preguntas frecuentes

What is the Bien Portadas tee made of?

It's made of combed ring-spun cotton, with a soft, lightweight feel. The print is applied with DTG and DTF techniques, depending on the design, on a black base with a regular unisex fit, crew neck and side seams. Material details correspond to the base garment specified by the manufacturer.

What sizes does the Bien Portadas tee come in?

It runs from S to 4XL in a regular unisex fit. If you're between sizes, check the store's size guide and choose by the fit you prefer: closer to the body if you take your usual size, roomier if you size up.

Do you ship the Bien Portadas tee?

Yes. We ship to Guatemala, Mexico, the United States, Canada, Spain and the rest of Europe with tracking included. Delivery times vary by destination country, and you can follow your package with the tracking number you receive when the order ships.

What does the Bien Portadas design say on the tee?

The product is called Bien Portadas and the printed text reads "A las bien portadas Santa les da regalo y de las malcriadas yo me encargo" (“Santa gives gifts to the well-behaved, and I'll take care of the naughty ones”) in white letters, next to a muscular skeleton in a Santa hat with a candy cane. It's edgy humor. It's printed on the front, on a black base.

Is the Bien Portadas tee unisex?

Yes. The tee is unisex: it's made for anyone. Choose your size by how you like it to fit: if you prefer a closer fit, order your usual size; if you like it roomier, size up. If you're unsure, the store's size guide helps you decide with confidence.

How do I care for the print on the Bien Portadas tee?

Wash it inside out in cold water on a delicate cycle with no bleach. Dry it in the shade and avoid the dryer when you can. If you iron it, do it inside out on low heat, away from the print. With this care, the design stays sharp for longer.

How do I style the Bien Portadas tee?

There are three easy ways to go. Basic look: straight-leg jeans and white sneakers. Urban look: cargo pants, chunky sneakers and a silver chain. Casual look: joggers and athletic sneakers. Pick the one closest to your day and adjust the accessories to your taste: the design takes care of the conversation.